All Entries Tagged With: "yard"
Neighbor Celebrates Memorial Day with Mini Yard Cemetery
Springfield, MO – Showing patriotism the way no one else could, Shirley and Bill Yankov planted hundreds of flags in their yard to celebrate Memorial Day. But it wasn’t enough, Shirley said, and they actually went about planting dead things in their yard next to the stars and stripes stuck in the lawn. “We first […]
City Tangles with the Wrong Clown!
Springfield, MO – City efforts to thwart a sign-posting clown in southwest Springfield have heighted. According to sources, the citizen-clown has taken measures to protect his property from prying government inspectors. “We have reason to believe that the property in question has been equipped with tripwires that release laughing gas, confetti-stuffed landmines and flying attack […]
Som-Bitch Soldier Decorations Now Available
Springfield, MO – Som-bitches around the Ozarks can now express their holiday spirit by placing an oversized, blown-up, redneck soldier in their yards. The crop-top wearin’, belly-showing, mustached inflatable is complete with hunting cap and beer can in the left hand. According to the manufacturer Hey Y’all Watch This, consumer demand for a more culturally […]
