All Entries Tagged With: "United States Department of Agriculture"
Drought Causes Sub Par Crop Circles
Xantrax, Alpha Prime System- With the worse drought since 1988 causing numerous corn crops to wither and die, Missouri farmers are heading for hard times. But, the farmers are not the only victims of the drought: aliens from the farthest reaches of the universe are coming to the Ozarks finding that dying corn is not […]
Drought Aid Concert Announced in Ozarks
Springfield, MO – Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp and Neil Young are planning a benefit concert the event and plan to play a with included Bob Dylan, Billy Joel, B.B. King, Roy Orbison, among others at the Springfield Little Theatre. Sponsors include Wil Fischer, Springfield Brewing Company, Hy-Vee, J. Parrino’s Queen City Grille and Springfield Family […]
Food Plate Reveals Future of Food
Springfield, MO—The release of the new USDA Food Plate has Ozarkers excited for the future of cuisine. The 20-year-old Food Pyramid featured photographs of foods, while the new Food Plate shows futuristic foods arranged on a plate in geometric shapes. “I’m so excited that the government released this new guide. Now we’re ready to […]
