All Entries Tagged With: "Subway"
Mayo-44 Named for Miracle Whiplash Crash
Springfield, MO—Following the great mayonnaise truck wreck on I-44, city officials have decreed that the stretch of road coated in the thick, creamy substance be renamed Mayo-44 to honor the one-in-a-million miracle whiplash crash. “Not only did the driver walk away unharmed but the entire interstate was covered in God’s snot, mayonnaise,” said Missouri Highway […]
FairCityNews.com | Mar 01, 2011 | Comments 0
The Next Generation…
Mike McMichealson Motivational Columnist/Speaker Ah yes, the Youth of America. Let’s consider what we have to look forward to shall we? Been to the DMV lately? Well, let’s just say those folks don’t look so bad compared to the tattoo ridden, lip-ring wearing counter clerk at my neighborhood Subway. I hate to generalize—I mean, I […]
FairCityNews.com | Jun 01, 2010 | Comments 0
