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Protestors Impeach President Obama, Get Biden
Springfield, MO – A group of seven protesters armed with flags and signs lined the Cherry Street overpass to U.S. 65 rallying for President Barack Obama’s impeachment as rush hour traffic whizzed by yesterday which lead to the literal impeachment of President Barack Obama. According to witnesses, after the protest Article One of the United […]
Citizens Celebrate End of Election Advertising
Springfield, MO – This election season has united the Ozarks populace with one resounding result: the end of political advertising. Campaign advertisements have inundated members of all parties for several months and political messaging has seeped into every expression of life, on the side of the highway, in front yards, on radio, online annoyances and […]
Obama Calls It Quits After Redskins Loss
Springfield, MO – The local democratic campaign office has announced that President Obama will not seek another term after the Washington Redskins lost to the Carolina Panthers this past weekend. The report referenced Obama’s decision was based solely upon the Redskins Rule, which has accurately predicted the outcome of every presidential election since 1940. Obama […]
