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Donkey, Chicken Fed Weed to Predict Outcome of SuperBowl

Springfield, MO – A local man claimed to have fed a donkey and chicken proportionate amounts of weed to predict this year’s SuperBowl results. According to his amateur study, the animals were given 6 points if they made a successful attempt to the feeding trough, and an extra point if they took a drink of […]