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Giant Flaming Eagle Terrorizes Independence Day Celebrators

Springfield, MO – Yesterday a rare flaming eagle was seen screaming across the night’s sky across the southeast side of town.  Witnesses said they were unsure what the flying object was until they heard a piercing shrill cry and saw the bird of freedom soaring over their homes, spitting fire from its glorious tail feathers. […]