All Entries Tagged With: "farting"
Giant Snowman Farting Snowflakes Over Ozarks
Springfield, MO – The National Weather Service has confirmed that a gigantic snowman stretching 2-miles high, has been responsible for the farting snowflakes over the Ozarks this week. The sputtering of snow began after the lumbering 10,560 foot ate some bad shrimp during its journey from North Texas to the East Coast. The NWS, tasked […]
FairCityNews.com | Dec 10, 2013 | Comments 0
Ozarks Dutch Oven Group Enjoys Trapping Farts
Springfield, MO – With a simple sheet and a few grunts and gasses, members of the Ozarks Dutch Oven Group are making memories and sharing a pastime activity that reaches back hundreds of years. The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile butt fumes, known as the Dutch oven, was important […]
FairCityNews.com | Jul 19, 2013 | Comments 0
