All Entries Tagged With: "English language"
High School Students Need To Be Reintroduced To English Language
Springfield, MO- After a summer filled with communications through only: texting, tweeting, meme-ing, and snap chatting, many Springfield area teenagers have to be reintroduced to not only proper grammar, but the English language as a whole. Most teachers have to start from the ground up for even the basic level of communication. It is a […]
MSU Receives TWI Alien Message On Lawn Art
Springfield, MO—MSU students received a message from aliens from the Altair solar system last night while hanging out at the giant space discs located at Grand and National Street. According to reports, the students were relaxing on what they considered works of art when they reportedly received thirteen 71 x 71 pixel images that included […]
“Speed Hump” Signs Around the Block
Springfield, MO—City officials are standing firm behind their decision to post a sign stating “Speed Hump” on St. Louis Street, west of downtown indicating a bump used to reduce vehicle speed. Opponents have suggested that the sign promotes promiscuity at high velocity and state the original authors are out of touch with modern conversation. Proponents […]
