All Entries Tagged With: "columbia"
Mizzou Fans Headed to the NFL
Columbia, MO – After a successful cheering on of their football team during the 41-31 win over Oklahoma State in Friday’s 2014 AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic, hundreds of fans have declared themselves eligible for the 2014 NFL season. “We gave a lot this past year. And we’re foregoing our next year of eligibility to support […]
President Obama Weighs in on Kewpies Mascot Name
Columbia, MO – President Barack Obama says he would “think about changing” the Hickman Kewpies’ mascot name if he went to school there as he waded into the controversy involving a word many consider offensive to naked babies everywhere. Obama, in an interview with The Associated Press, said school names such as the Kewpies offend […]
Cold Hard Fusion Conference in Columbia
Columbia, MO — An international conference on low-energy nuclear reactions (LENR) will bring representatives from at least 30 countries to Columbia next week where committed researchers will attempt to gain recognition for cold fusion by infusing some hardcore inner city attitude. “We’re getting’ all Pons and Fleischmann on this process and we gonna generate some […]
