All Entries Tagged With: "city"
Bungholes Targeted in Springfield Area
Springfield, MO—According to John Millerstone, Springfield motorists have been tasked with reporting bungholes to the city to aid in the clean up of the Bunghole Patrol. “Yeah, I just heard it on the radio. They need help cleaning up the city streets and getting rid of all the bungholes in our community,” said Millerstone, “I […]
Wheelchair-Chasing-Pedestrian Crossing Unveiled
Springfield, MO—A new street crossing has been added to the thoroughfares of town, a place where wheelchair bound people can run down pedestrians in order to cross the road. Several disabled people claim the new sign as a huge success. “I love it. I get to mow people down in my ride if they are […]
Nixa’s Axis of X’s
Nixa, MO – Today Nixa Mayor Brian Hayes confirmed that Nixa was at the center of some paranormal axis of X’s. “For the last century we’ve been trying to ‘nix’ the rumors that surround our town,” said Hayes. X-awareness increased last week when City Council proposed renaming Christian County to X-ian County. Several community members […]
