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John Q Hammons Returns as powerful “Hammons the White”
Astral Plain, MO- Missing business man John Q Hammons returned to his fellowship of business cohorts yesterday in a surprise press conference held amidst the trees and rolling hills of Jordan Valley Park. There he told amazed audience about his escape from the top of Hammons tower via an eagle lord; freeing CEO’s from […]
Businessman Offers to Not Develop Heer’s Building for Fifty Dollars
Springfield, MO—Local maverick businessman, Sonny Pomade, showed up at Monday night’s Springfield City Council meeting and offered to not develop the controversial Heer’s Building for a mere fifty dollars. “I just felt it was my duty to take the burden of not moving forward with the renovation on my own shoulders,” Pomade commented, as he […]