Underground Beer Railroad Discovered

Beer caverns discovered, celebrated

Springfield, MO – Excavators struck an underground room last week and happened upon a discovery of a lifetime, the original location of the underground beer railroad.  Though they are unsure of the original construction date, records indicate that it was used to distribute beer to Chicago during Prohibition.

Near the end of the Roaring Twenties, Prohibition was fading and the original Springfield Brewing Company, dating back to 1872, needed to ramp up deliveries to meet the growing demand so the beer railroad changed course and became a local pipeline of goods. According to local legend the underground beer railroad operates to this day distributing under an expanded network of tunnels and hidden doorways in order to deliver beer to sites across the city.

“I had this apartment once in college, and it had one of those…it sounds silly to say it, but it was a fridge that you’d see on a beer commercial during a football game. It NEVER ran out of beer. A few my friends knew about it and we’d try to drain the thing occasionally with all night benders. But every time we closed the door and opened it, the fridge would be restocked,” said Nate Pliums, “I lived there for 8 years, raising a family of 5 before I decided we should move out. It was heartbreaking to leave.”
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Other stories of saturation continue to be shared. Rumors say that one beer tap at the current Springfield Brewing Company is piped directly to the underground beer railroad, as not one employee has ever seen the barrel changed on it since opening in the 90’s.

“Yeah, I think the railroad is still alive and kicking. Not sure who runs it these days but I’m thankful that this network of providers is here for us,” said Lynda Paserontie, “in fact, I had a strange thing occur at Sequiota Park once…I was talking with a friend at the entrance to the cave about how great it would be to have a brew and 2 bottles magically floated to us from the creek. We were convinced it was a delivery from the underground beer railroad.”

The discovery will likely push the timeline back for a planned nearby roadside park, but supporters believe that the tunnel was abandoned long ago and the current caretakers of the underground beer railroad have no need for it going forward.