New Motto for Greene County?

 

"This County is Greene" considered for motto

Springfield MO- The phrase “In God We Trust” may or may not become the official motto for Greene County. Commissioner Jim Byrock said that the county was prepared to have the phrase plastered around every empty space in all county buildings, when someone pointed out that in might be unconstitutional.

“Our committee found that ‘In God We Trust’ was passed by Congress in the 1950′s as our national motto,” said Byrock. “The problem is, the founding fathers had the phrase ‘E Pluribus Unum’ as the original national motto. To change it would require an amendment to the constitution. So the law passed is illegal. This really puts us in a pickle so we are asking help from the public.”

Byrock considered going back to our roots and using “E Pluribus Unum ” but nobody seems to know what that means. The best they could come up with is an old Greek saying meaning “No Public Restrooms.” Other suggestions are being considered for the new motto. The leading contender is taken from the statue of Liberty. “Give us your tired, your sick, your poor, your unemployed, your people with disease, your people with odd hats, and the people that talk funny and we will try to do something with them.”

One motto possibility is taken from the TV series sitcom from the 1970′s “What’s Happening?” is “Hey,Hey,Hey!” “Using that one would get everyone’s attention. That is a strong candidate,” confessed to Byrock. Keeping a local theme, another motto being thought of is “Springfield. Gateway to Branson. We hope you brought lots of money.” “That one says it all!” said Byrock.

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