Three Tourists Beheaded at Mexican Villa

 

Sancho Enchilada Style too awesome for visiting diner

Springfield, MO— Mexican Villa, a long-standing Ozarks’ tradition of fine Mexican Food saw three tourist’s heads removed with satisfaction last night. The diners were invited by their local hosts as guests to enjoy the Mexi-Ozarks cuisine; none expected heads to be lost over the meal.

Lori McUli said, “our friends were in from Columbia and we wanted to treat them to a unique meal while they were in town. I always heard Mexico was dangerous for tourists but I never thought that we would encounter such brutal force here at home.”

According to reports Joe Winters, Sarah Yulo and Mike Trevors all decided to order the Sancho Enchilada Style. Upon tasting the delicious mixture of meat, sauce, cheese, lettuce and tomato the three foodies were instantly beheaded with excitement. “I think they really enjoyed their last few minutes on this Earth. At least we know they died happy, with Sancho dripping down their faces,” said Lori’s boyfriend James NcNorris, “well dripping down their exposed neck holes I should say.”

The State Department has issued a temporary warning to inform U.S. citizens traveling to and living around the 7 restaurants in the area about the deliciously dangerous situation at Mexican Villa. “We were aware of the numerous narcotic-related dangers in Mexico, now we must alert all Southwest Missourians that Mexican Villa’s flavor can be too much for some people,” said a Department of State representative.

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