Persimmon Chopsticks Seed Indicate GODZILLA!

Persimmon seed chopsticks predict monster invasion

Springfield, MO – According to weather folklore, the seed of a persimmon can give clues about an upcoming winter’s weather patterns; the fork, knife and spoon shapes are indicators to what winter may hold. However, this fall the seeds have yielded a rare shape, the chopsticks, and speculation is rampant as horticulturists try to find a meaning behind the message.

“Chopsticks in a persimmon seed? Never heard of it,” said native Ozarker Eric Timmonsber, “Seems like someone planted their persimmons incorrectly.” Others are less optimistic. “I’ve heard of the persimmon chopstick shape from my grandfather’s godmother who was from Japan. According to her the chopstick shape indicated a giant monster or daikaiju would appear and cause great destruction. The first time it was spotted was 1954,” said Terry Qualum of Nixa, MO.
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Horticulturists agree that this could be a disastrous warning and a danger to humanity. “I don’t want to say that chopsticks indicate a Godzilla appearance, but I am looking to move to Africa in the next couple of months. I’d rather face Ebola than the rise of a terrible gorilla whale attacking human kind,” said horticulturists Jenny Ugilish of Springfield, MO.

Government officials have brushed aside the inference but have stepped up lookouts at Table Rock Dam to ensure “anything out of the ordinary is properly recorded.”