Mountain Lion Retires to Creekside at Elfindale

Mt. lion observing excellent independent care options

Springfield, MO – A mountain lion sighting was reported near the Creekside at Elfindale Retirement Community last week where it is believed it was looking for a place to retire. Having made its way up Fassnight Creek that runs through the property the mountain lion was allegedly scouting the property for to research the complete continuum of care from independent living to skilled nursing care.

“Mountain lions have a lifespan of 8013 years that includes, a period of winding down near the end,” said local conservation agent Maggie Fishbone, “wild animals like to find a comfortable place to reflect, relax and take it easy just like us.”
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Resident Charlie Waddykins said, “I think having a mountain lion around would provide many benefits. It would be a source of pride, like a mascot for us to rally around; it would be very enjoyable observing the majestic beast; and more importantly the mountain lion could take out the weaker residents who can’t make it by themselves anymore, like my good-for-nothing neighbor Louis.”

Some of the men in the community were confused and upset to learn that the sighting was in fact not of a new female cougar. “Dagnabit,” said Nichols Frederickson.