Children Build Preemptive Snowman

Child celebrates preemptive school closing by forming a grass angel

Springfield, MO – Upon hearing the news that Springfield Public Schools preemptively cancelled school today, dozens of children screamed in excitement, ran outside and immediately began building preemptive snowmen.

“It was so sweet. My daughter ran out the front door and began to pantomime rolling in the snow, then she made a snow angel in the grass, and began to pile up imaginary snow for a snowman. Damn you SPS for destroying my child’s dream for a snowday!” said Amanda Blitchard, mom to 6 year old Helen.

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Parents also took a cue from the kids as World’s Best Dad Lance Moik rammed his AMC gremlin into the back of a parked van. “Driving in the snow is horrible, and with a storm on the way, it is much easier to deal with police and angry drivers when there is no white fluffy stuff on the roads,” he claimed.

With no snow accumulation to date, snow-related activities have hit an all-time high. “Hey this is no Atlanta,” said Moik.