Huge Garage Sale Keeps Husbands Up Late

Garbage sale celebrated this past weekend

Springfield, MO – Hundreds of husbands stayed up late tagging assorted and various items of a crap spectrum preparing for the nation’s largest garage sale last week. Wives across the area thought it would be good to clean out the house and go out big with a mega event.

“Yeah, so Shirley said we could throw together a few items at the sale, but that quickly turned into tubs and tubs of junk we’ve had piled away for years. We pretty much didn’t sleep preparing, and I mean me when I say we,” grumbled Ralphie Hendertwick.

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Wives were happy to dump a large amount of gear as well. “My husband gives up on a lot of hobbies. We had several pairs of skis, large amounts of tennis balls, fly fishing gear, bowling equipment and outdoor grilling sets that haven’t been used in years,” said Michelle Plantar, “who knows what he’s found at the other booths….likely something he’ll give up next week.”

Garage sailing enthusiast Riley Rice is looking forward to showing off her new found gems to her friends. “I found this awesome shot-glass & decanter set disguised as a bowling ball trophy and a Def Leppard car seat cover that is ultra-ironic,” said Rice.