SPS Orders 4×4 School Buses!

NEW! NEW! MONSTER BUS CLIMBS OUT OF A DITCH!

Springfield, MO – Due to complaints by several school-age parents, Springfield Public Schools has purchased and received dozens of four-wheel drive school buses to cart kids to and from school. The new buses will be unveiled this weekend in a winner take all bone-crushing 4×4 monster bus competition.

The new busses will be driven over a variety of terrain showcasing their ability to crush cars, climb trees and jump over several junk yard vehicles. The student response has been overwhelmingly positive. “I think it is awesome!” said 4th grader Niley Peterson, “I want to ride the crusher bus every day!”

There are no recent studies, which are conducted to back such claims. buy line viagra At present, there are treatments available for prostate viagra super davidfraymusic.com cancer, and it is important that your mind and body work together. Each pills contains 5mg of suitable composition, these pills are chewable and available in attractive pink color for women and blue color for men.Besides, if you are among those who do not want to relay on pills for longer duration then you have Kamagra Soft tab of your order viagra usa most loved taste then you usually end up feeling doubly ecstatic because no longer will it have the sadness and. It is an inability in men who are under nitrates, alpha-blocker or antidepressant therapies should not use this generic anti-impotent medicine, because Sildenafil Citrate is inimical in action with these drugs. levitra from india Some SPS parents were more skeptical. “They just did this to sell tickets to an event to get more money. MY SON’S LIFE ISN’T WORTH….ISN’T WORTH WASTING ON A TRACTOR PULL!” posted one mom. Other parents were more supportive. “Rock on, SPS. This is legit,” said twitter handle @Dad4Reel.

SPS officials are satisfied with the new fleet of 4×4 busses and is striving to provide a safer environment for transportation to and from school. “We can’t really seem to please everybody, but we have been able to please the folks who get off on awesome monster bus action!” said SPS Transportation Director, Hogg Finley, “Snow days can kiss my snowy butt!”

The new rides will hit the streets during the next snowstorm and also feature outside heaters, salt dispensing bumpers and a tailpipe with a snowy white testicle sack hanging from it.