Motivational Speaker Mike McMichaelson

Boobs…
What strange appendages and yet, by far, they exceed all other body parts by a landslide for most talked about…at least in my circles.  A woman’s breasts are quite a phenomenon in our culture.  The “bobbsey twins” are something that women discuss and men gaze at.  Why you ask?  Who knows?  Why do all living creatures prefer french fries to cauliflower or dry humping to taking the ACT?  It is simple, that is the way we were made.  When men look at women, the first thing that “sticks” out to them is the size of their “sweater stretchers”…plain and simple.  As defined by our friends at Webster’s Dictionary, the “fun bags” are super awesome protruding balls of flesh that bring happiness to all.  Ok, I made that up, but isn’t it true?  In the beginning, “honkers” are necessary for feeding the young.  From there, however, they are simply for recreation.  Those “snake-eyed dice” bounce around and make the world we live in a better place.  I have never heard anyone say anything negative about a nice pair of “gerber servers”…now that is a true story.  Sure, like everything else, some “double lattes” are better than others, but even the bad sets are good.  They are so important to some females that a good portion of the population is willing to go out and spend tons of money to enhance their “humpty dumplings.”  Ok, I might have gone a bit too far on my little rant here but hey look, I am not trying to be a chauvinist…the men are capable of having their own set of “jogging partners.”  It’s funny though, not quite as attractive on the guys.  As a matter of fact; this can be downright disgusting.   So, girl’s boobies good…boy’s boobies bad!  Hmmmmm…interesting.  I guess in the end, we should all try and appreciate who we are regardless of our “outward” appearance.  Unfortunately, however, societal restraint won’t allow for complimenting said women or men as it relates to their “hooters.”  For whatever reason though, just saying the word boobie still makes me giggle.  Go ahead and try it, it might just put a smile your face.  He He!

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Mr. Mike McMichaelson