Willard Schools Give Laptops to All Students; Next Goal – Robo-Teacher

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Willard, MO- With Willard’s “Every Kid Connected” initiative every student will receive an internet connected device (either laptop or tablet), but Willard will not stop there: Robo-Teachers will be the final goal.

“We are all about technology here at Willard,” said Ian Giga-hurts, the Grand Tech Master of Willard, upon his metal spider-shaped throne, “Every student will have laptop by the end of this year, we expect a full cyborg football team by 2020, holographic lunches, and Robo-Teachers in every high school classroom by 2025.”

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“We are very excited about the new addition to the staff,” said the Willard Superintendent who is now a floating mechanical head that constantly shoots out purple sparks, “And we are making sure their discipline mode is set to ‘give detention’ not ‘zap with their laser eyes‘ …for now.”

The Robo-Teachers are just now being made in a foreboding factory which for some reason has numerous, pointless conveyer belts and large vats filled with molten iron.