Samurai Sword Assault Prompts Debate Over Samurai Sword Control
FairCityNews.com | Sep 06, 2013 | Comments 0
Sword legislation battle looming
Springfield, MO- After the samurai sword assault that occurred on Wednesday (where a man attacked his friend after catching him in bed with his girlfriend) law makers are scrambling to create laws that will facilitate stricter regulations on the deadly blade.
“This is serious,” says state senator Larry Forks. “Samurai sword violence has escalated 100% over the past two days. If this trend continues every man, woman, and child will be assaulted via samurai sword…I mean no one is going to die because they are basically movie props or museum pieces, but still, that’s a lot of stitches.”
Many Springfield Samurais (who surprisingly make up 6% of the Ozark population) decry the proposed legislature.
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Many fear that one type of sword control will lead to others.
“This is an outrage. We are knights of a holy order,” states Sir Gavin Whiteheart. “They can take our longswords out of our cold dead hands, or out of random stones, or from the Lady of the Lake after we toss them to her. What really matters is we keep our right to bear arms, which I am pretty sure our founding fathers meant as broad swords.”
Vikings and Jedi where not available for comment. Law makers are looking forward to a spirited and time wasting debate instead of actual work.
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