Email Hackers Snatch Spamalot! Tickets

Knights preparing to dealwith email spammers

Springfield, MO – Ticket sales have improved thanks to dozens of email hacking groups purchasing large blocks of seats to the Springfield Little Theatre’s production of Spamalot!, opening this week. The show, a musical comedy “lovingly ripped off from” the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, is a highly irreverent parody of the Arthurian Legend but some suspect the ticket purchasers might be disappointed by the content.

Message board posts reveal that most email hacks who have purchased tickets are searching for new and innovative ways to deliver annoying, unwanted email communications. One person posted, “can’t wait for lots and lots of more spam…spamalot is going to be great.”
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A theatre spokesperson with knowledge of the strange behavior predicts “these spammers will be surprised by our production… in a good way. Hopefully, the comedic nature of the play will change their lives for the better. I always feel better after seeing it. I think those who attend might actually question their spamming ways and seek to live happier lives.”

Sources indicate that if the spammers don’t have a life-changing experience by the intermission, they will be drug up onstage by heavily armed knights and impaled.