2 Ticketholders Upset About Glenn Beck Conference

Beck mocking both ticket purchasers seeking a refund

Springfield, MO – Approximately two people were actually upset that their ticket donations would not be refunded for the upcoming Covenant America conference, featuring Glen Beck, that was cancelled due to rain that fell weeks ago.

The two people who were dissatisfied with the ticket terms represent all ticket purchasers to the event. “We thought it might be bad news for us, y’know bad publicity,” said one conference organizer, “but it turns out we really only sold two tickets to the location near Highlandville in Christian County so we’re not too worried about public backlash.”
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Event spokespeople expect to find more of an audience for the show in a more populated metropolis. “It seems that there aren’t as many people interested in the rhetoric that Glenn Beck offers here in the Ozarks. He’s going to another place where he can lure more idiots to pay money for the privilege of listening to his mutterings,” said nearby rancher Skip Dirteater.

One of the two people who purchased tickets said, “I was really looking forward to hearing Beck’s hour-and-fifteen-minute address on George Washington, integrity and ‘my personal role’ in America’s future. But it seems that I’ve already donated to his future, and cannot acquire a refund. God bless you Glenn Beck and god bless America.”