Southwest Flight Disappears Over White Water’s Bermuda Triangle

Enlarged photo of missingplane over Table Rock Lake

Branson, MO – Branson Airport authorities, in conjunction with the FAA, have confirmed that Southwest Airlines flight 989 has disappeared near the 76 strip and has most likely fallen victim to the Bermuda Triangle ride situated on the White Water property.

The flight was scheduled to land at 4:56 CST, however, the tower lost communication with the crew as the Boeing 737-300 was forced to circle the area waiting for an available landing strip. “We’ve been flying domestically since 1971 and this is the first Bermuda Triangle incident in our airline’s history,” said spokesperson Lori Vellewella, “we have intentionally avoided the Caribbean for years for fear that we might lose a plane to a natural mystery such as this.”

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White Water officials claim no knowledge of a downed airplane at the water park but several life guards reported unusually dressed people wandering the park. “One fella was saying something like ‘I’m sure glad we all made it off that plane’ and I heard another one reply ‘yep, that was getting really old – let’s go check out the wave pool’. Which was strange as they were completely dressed like they were just finishing a business meeting,” claimed Howie Qizzle a 4-year employee of White Water.

FAA officials plan to continue the investigation as soon as they find an exit from the swirling Aloha River.