Tornado Update: “Definitely, Maybe”

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Local forecasters in the Ozarks have taken up a new mantra for the wild and wacky weather system currently taking up residence over Southwest Missouri. “We’re upgrading the chances of severe weather to “Definitely, Maybe” over most of the listening area along with upgrading Dallas County to “Absolutely Possibly Likely” at this time” said local meteorologist Chuck Jenkins. “This way, we’re really covering all of our bases, and along those lines, we’d really like to see everyone just sorta stay huddled in their basements and or hallways for about, say, another week or so. It is high in antioxidants and rich free get viagra in Vitamin C. When prescription for cialis purchase this takes place, the penile gets bigger and hardens. Therefore, each and every cheap viagra professional male must take care such as this medicine must be taken correctly to avoid any complications. This is an oral drug buy cheap levitra which can be used in treating erectile dysfunction. That’d be just great. Also, we want pictures of hail and fuzzy tornado shots, although you SHOULDN’T leave your hallways or basements. So, really, if you would, just send us drawings of what you THINK the weather is doing outside of your homes along with charming anecdotes about how “I knew this was coming because every time we get a storm, my knee issues flare up”, we’ll get those on air as soon as possible.”