Drury Championship Movie in Works

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Springfield, MO- With the Drury Panthers winning the NCAA Division II championship, Hollywood is scrambling to make their Cinderella story to the silver screen.  Universal has already bought the rights and top writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtz man (of Transformers fame) are penning the action pack, thrill ride script.

“We are really kicking it up a notch,” said Orci. “I am not really a basketball fan, I have never seen really a game. But, I have seen Space Jam  and Air Bud so I think I know what sports fan love: comedy, cute kids, and golden retrievers. Oh, and you have to have an super evil competition. Learned that from D2: The Mighty Ducks Two.”

Even though the Panthers played the Metro State Roadrunners for the championship game, the writers will take some creative licensing with the team name and players.

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Other changes they are making are: Metro’s team captain is a blonde haired, muscle bound Soviet;  Drury’s team is made of entirely of orphans,  the game is set in Atlantis instead of Atlanta, and Drury’s towel boy is a lovable corgi.

“I think the team will be really happy with the script,” says Kurtzman. “I mean the real life story of the game is amazing, so the not real life story will be totally amazing.”

Filming will begin sometime next month and will star Justin Bieber as every player through the use of computer special effects.