Springfieldians Vote In Record Numbers…On Facebook Polls
FairCityNews.com | Apr 03, 2013 | Comments 0
Voters exercising their right to vote
Springfield, MO- In a stunning show of the power of democracy a record amount of Springfield citizens showed their love of the democratic process by voting in various elections across the area. Unfortunately the vast majority of the votes were cast in Facebook polls.
“I know it is my patriotic duty to cast my vote over what type of diet soda is the best to drink on summer vacation,” said Kari Boxworth, “I cared so much I voted like 8 times.”
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Although people voted on Facebook, most did not vote in the actual elections.
“That was today?” asked Tammy Roberts. “I was so busy instagramming, pinterest-ing, facebooking, and interneting to even notice.”
The various election results where a plethora of disappointments and victorious excitements, but most will be forgotten over the next couple days eclipsed by more important issues like the release of Jurassic Park in Imax 3D.
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