Sperm Donations Boxes Now Available

Donors love ‘dick-in-a-box’ convenience

Springfield, MO – Local donation boxes have recently appeared around the Ozarks with a different type of gift in mind, the gift of life. Sperm donations are rising in popularity and donation boxes are rapidly filling street corners next to traditional donation boxes for clothing, food and shoes.

Sperm boxes are spreading in popularity across the nation as out-of-work males are seeking income opportunities despite high unemployment rates. Men across the Ozarks are intrigued with the easy paycheck and many have already participated in the easily accessible donation sites.

“I was a little apprehensive at first. I mean, who wouldn’t be, right? But a friend of mine said he did it and I was a little low on cash so I thought ‘sure what the hay’. I approached the box after dark, donated my gift and was rewarded immediately with $400 in cash,” claimed Jerry Surname.
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The genius of the sperm box, explains urologist Dr. Edward Yittleton, is that sperm counts are automatically calculated during the donation process, donors are immediately screened, identified and placed into a database within 30 seconds before any money is provided via a traditional ATM experience.

Qualified donors are encouraged to continue participation in the program with loyalty cards, where upon the 10^th visit a henna ink tattoo is placed upon the member reading “x10”. “My wife encourages me to donate my old work boots, slightly worn shirts and durable jeans. It just makes sense that I make all of my drop off donations at one spot,” said Jeremy Gifford.

The dick-in-a-box sperm donation collection boxes are readily available around town and will soon be located at all Kum-n-Go stores. For more information visit www.spermbox.com  or call 1-866-SPER-MBOX.