Doomsday Preppers Invade SGF RV Show

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Springfield, MO- Last weekend the Springfield RV Megashow was a huge success for average RV connoisseurs, as well as, a huge influx of Doomsday preppers. Usually, the Megashow target audience includes older males seeking the comfort of home coupled with the adventure of the road, but once a group of preppers noticed the size and power of an RV, they were immediately hooked.

“Sure we all have our basements, our bunkers, our super-bunkers, our sub-super-bunkers, and our super-bunker-summer-homes, but what if we needed to leave an irradiated area? Take our little Ford Focus? Yeah right, that would be easy raider-bait,” says Kevin Marx of the Springfield Prepper League.

The preppers do admit that some custom modifications would be necessary for example: adding Ben-Hur chariot spikes to the wheels, side-mounted machine guns to attack raiders, a turbo button, a spinning blade in the front for mowing down zombies, and bad-ass flames painted on the sides.

“Of course, we would need to replace the sides with lead to stop radiation poisoning and that would mean bye-bye windows. But, that won’t matter because we can install a periscope or drive by pure instincts,” says eighth-degree prepper Samuel Logan.
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Other more outlandish ideas include powering a Doomsday RV with a team of pit bulls (because gas would be non-existent), carving holes in the floor of the vehicle for fast road kill pickup, and  bolting on hypertension catapults to the frame.

“We just want out families to be safe,” said Marx as he welded a 15-inch saw blade to the side of his newly purchased RV, “and the only way we can do that is to make a machine of total destruction covered in weapons.”

Some preppers have even elected to remove the wheels in favor of tank treads and supplement their vehicle with huge artillery cannons to the top because “this is exactly what the framers of the constitution would have wanted”.

One Megashow spokesmen says that they are glad to welcome all types of RV fans, even the super weirdo freaks