Silver Dollar City Plans Underground Railroad-themed Ride

Thrill seekers rewarded with ‘freedom’ on new ride

BRANSON (MO) – Following this spring’s opening of “Outlaw Run,” a new wooden roller coaster, Silver Dollar City, the popular 1800’s-themed amusement park, will next open an “Underground Railroad-themed adventure ride.”

“We’re all excited about ‘Outlaw Run,’ of course, but this new ride is going to be really make history,” commented Parker Amends, a spokesperson for SDC. “It’s going to have more twists and turns than any ride we’ve built yet. Riding this ‘train’ should tell an exciting and dangerous story–we really want our passengers to feel like they could be caught and resold into slavery at any moment.”

The yet-to-be-named ride has already garnered criticism for capitalizing on such a controversial time in American history. Some patrons suggest that an Underground Railroad-themed ride will clash with Silver Dollar City’s family-friendly atmosphere. “What’s more family-friendly than FREEDOM?” responded Amends.
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Reportedly, the ride’s title is to be unveiled soon. “We’ve had to really work to find the right name. Several had to be thrown out for supposedly being ‘racist’,” said Amends. He did say that a few of the potential titles are “The Freedom Train,” “The Drinkin’ Gourd,” “Django Unchained,” “Thunderation 2,” and “Harriet Tubman’s Wild Ride!”

The ride was supposed to open years ago, but Amends said that the Branson theme park faced unforeseen difficulties. “We’ve had protestors insisting that the ride is offensive, large areas had to be landscaped to look like various Free States, and we had to start the construction over when someone discovered that the ‘railroad’ was a metaphor and not actually underground,” said Amends. “I’ll say this, the slaves weren’t the only ones who faced troubles on the Underground Railroad.”

The roller coaster still needs to overcome its biggest obstacle so far: the allegations of racism. “I don’t know why some people want to keep others from experiencing history,” said Amends before adding, “I mean, if this ride isn’t allowed to open, THEN who is enslaved? Am I right?”