Gun Show Sells Out of Guns – Starts Selling Slingshots

Sling shots at a dang gun show

Springfield, MO – Gun sales over the weekend exceeded expectations as Ozarkers snatched up every last pistol, rifle, and rocket launcher during the Gun Show at the Ozark Empire Fairgrounds. Pink lady guns to camo covered assault rifles flew off the vendor’s tables into the overjoyed hands of anxious buyers.

Arms dealers at the Gun Show rejoiced in the fanatic public interest in weapons. Marc Tilgurk, owner of Baldknobber Bayonets said, “With all of the pending legislation gun sales have gone through the ceiling. I’m certain that there are now 2 guns for every man, woman and child in Greene County.”

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One local man, Heath Yupotish said, “The government can’t a-stop me from having a rifle or a pistol. I love guns and have a great respect for them” as he purchased two new shotguns and four cases of ammo.

According to witnesses, gun sales ended at about 10 am on Saturday and dealers had to find more weapons to hurdle objects through the air for sale. “I picked up some nearby slingshots and began to market them as ‘slow assault’ weapons for self-defense against handicapped intruders,” said Nelson Figerton of Ammo Blammo Slammo Inc., “Most people prefer a gun, because of the explosion in your hand factor, but the sling shots sold out by noon.”