Mom and Pop Sex Shops Driven out of Business By Evil Corporations
FairCityNews.com | Jan 04, 2013 | Comments 0
Antoher one bites the dust
Springfield, MO- The main street of yesteryear faced a huge blow yesterday when yet another mom and pop shop went out of business. The “Paradise” sex shop, which has been apart of the Appleton family for generations, was brought out by the faceless entity known as “Romantixxx”.
“This is a real shame,” says great-grandma Marlene Appleton, the 98 year old matriarch who started the shop in the late thirties. “I thought this den of inequity would be in my family forever. I guess the old fashion American dream is over.”
Marlene started her business with her now passed husband Meryl Appleton. With a small bank loan the young couple leased a small shop, bought numerous perverted wood etching and erotic stories on gramophone records. With more customers and changing times the couple bought other items such as pin up girl posters in the 40‘s, slightly revealing sweaters in the 50’s, and tie-dyed bondage sets from the 70’s.
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Max Evilton, head of the multi-national conglomerate that bought out the family business, defended his actions.
“Times are changing. The modern man and woman are on the go. They want the competitive prices and selection that only a huge sex shop chain can over.”
The Appletons are set to retire in the last bastion of traditional America: Las Vegas.
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