50 Shades of Santa Guy Seeks New Location

Santa dreaming of a Grey Christmas

Springfield, MO – For weeks, a Santa Claus clad figure was seen on Glenstone promoting a local business while indulging in an erotic novel. Now that the holidays are over, local Santa/poster guy, Curtis Yipraw is looking for another public outlet to read his tasty novel.

“It truly was exciting reading about Anastasia and Christian’s relationship as vehicles sped by me, blowing wind and excess fumes into my face. It added a dimension of reality to my imagination. To add to the excitement I was getting paid to enjoy myself!” pontificated Yipraw.

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Commuter Gerry Uvadna said, “At the stop light I’d sometimes be next to him and I’d put down my window so he could read to me. He had a very soothing voice and I actually prefer to have 50 Shades read to me than reading it myself. I’m going to miss him. I’m anxious to see where he chooses to publicly read next.”

Sources indicate Yipraw is considering resuming his novel near a busy grocery store or gas station entrance.