4-Year-Old Boy Shows No Progress from No Shave November, 4th Year in a Row

            November is not just a time for people to give thanks, but it is also a time for males to prove their ability to grow facial hair. However, for a young 4-year-old Springfield boy, that is hardly the case. Since he was born, Aaron Larson has made sure that he isn’t the only male in his house participating in No Shave November, but for every year, at the end of the month, he has never shown progress in his ability to grow facial hair during the month.

            “I never look like daddy,” Larson said, referring to his end of the month disappointment. “At the end of the month daddy looks like Santa Claus, and I want to look like Santa Claus, but I don’t have the beard like daddy does. I think I will ask Santa Claus for a beard for Christmas.”

While Aaron’s parents are showing concern about his late maturity, they aren’t trying to be too hard on him.

“I know he is really upset about his inability to grow a beard at his age,” says Aaron’s father, Bud Larson, “but some kids don’t mature as others, and we can’t be too hard on him.”

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“Peaches, angel hair pasta, brussel sprouts, cold hot dogs, and nightingale tongues. The nightingale tongues I have to buy online, but they are definitely the most helpful. I also got hime started on black coffee. He hated that the most at first, but after I told him his mother drinks apple juice, and she doesn’t have facial hair, he got on board.”

Aaron believes these drills and his strict diet will be for the best in the long run. He is one year from starting kindergarten and doesn’t want to be the only boy who can’t grow facial hair if his class has a No Shave November contest.

“If I have too, I will draw on my face with a marker. It’s scary if I don’t have a beard for show and tell.”

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