Devil Offers Golden Fiddle to Firehouse Fiddle Contestant

A disappointed devil with his fiddle

Springfield, MO – Last Saturday, fiddle players from as far away as Idaho, Oklahoma and Texas arrived at the Firefighters Union Hall to participate in the locally supported Firehouse Fiddle Contest. According to sources, one player was approached by a shadowy figure near the end of the day.

“This shadowy looking dude jumped up on a hickory stump and asked if I knew he was a fiddle player…turns out it was the Devil and he wanted to play fiddle against me,” said Johnny Georgia of Ozark, MO, “I took his bet, soul for a golden fiddle, and told him the he was going to regret it because I’m the best there’s ever been.”

Event organizers claim that Beezelbub has made several appearances in the past, occasionally winning a fiddle battle or two. “Devil did come by here last year and Dwight Hendrickson lost his soul, not really sure what Dwight was thinking at the time. He’s not really that good of a musician. Guess he will have plenty of time to think about it in Hell,” said Nancy Truvidan, a multi-year volunteer.

In the late 80’s the Devil actually participated in the event as a registered musician. “Somehow we accepted his application by mistake, he won the event and offered to take everyone’s souls instead of the prize money. We declined, and he’s always turning up trying to swindle some poor player into a life of eternal hell”, said Truvidan.

After Johnny finished his duel with the Devil, the Devil bowed his head because he knew that he had lost. “I told him to come back if he ever wanted to try again,” said Johnny.

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