Greene County Health Inspectors Saves Day Again

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Springfield, MO- Citizens of the busy metropolis know has Springfield can once
again breath easy thanks to the vigilance of Health Inspectors. The group of
heroes has been thwarting schemes of various organizations since their
founding in 1953. Their first leader, war-hero Rex Kingshot, formed the group
after a fallen, radioactive meteor granted him the powers of observation,
knowledge of city codes, and an amazing chiseled, cleft chin. Even though the
group has stopped focusing on finding communist plots in every day restaurant
items, they are still keeping the good people of the Queen City safe.

“It was a tough go of things this time around,” states Gabrielle Greystone, the newest leader of the group. “We did a routine inspection of Jimmy’s Bar-B-Que and found counters not being cleaned with strong enough cleaning agents, as well as traces of human flesh in their pull pork. But, the time it was done we not only made sure all the counters where fresh and clean, but solved 18 unsolved homicides dating back to the mid 80’s.”
Other violations the league of inspectors found where: an alien race putting mind control agents in sweet and sour chicken, terrorists trying to poison the cities’ Orange Julius supply, a mad scientist using tainted beef to transform people into mindless monsters, and vampires using human blood to flavor shaved ice. Also 4 incidents of tainted meat that would causes zombie infestations have been stopped.
“It is a dirty job, but someone has to do it,” states inspector Logan Wolfbane as he cocks his double barrel shot and kicks in a kitchen door revealing 3 time traveling humanoid robots pouring a mysterious metallic ooze in hamburger meat. “Freeze chrome domes! Health Inspector. You have the right to remain silent or starting dying, either way is fine with me.”
With hundreds of restaurants in the area the inspectors have their work cut out for them. Luckily they have delegated a lot of the work to various groups.
“Sure we are all working together, but the job is so big we have to have break it up. We have the I Men, The Health League of America, The H-Ivengers, The Health Society of America, and the Intern Titans,” states Gabrielle. Sources state that due to an invasion of super intelligent cock roaches through a dimension portal all the groups will need to band together.

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