Christ Sends Giant Kittens Who Destroy Skepticon Billboard Accidentally

Down kittens, down!

Springfield, MO – According to angels, Jesus Christ sent enormous cuddly kittens to sit next to a Skepticon billboard located on S. Glenstone Avenue at Seminole Street. According to passer-byes, the freakishly large kittens began to attack the billboard poking holes into the canvas.

“Just because the kittens I sent to watch over the billboard were distracted by a wild string, doesn’t mean that I condemn the people of Skepticon, they are allowed to believe what they will. Those kittens were from a wild litter…I’ll tell you that now. I mean look at them – they’re freakishly huge cats!” said He.

Most people have driven past the billboard not exactly sure what to make of it. One driver interviewed said, “I figured it was that we could all agree that cute cats are well we all agree that little cats are cute. But huge freakish cats that destroy property shouldn’t be messed with by any means.” Another driver, Bobbie Wackina said, “Oh Lord, I thought it was an attack of Pussy Cats from Space. I drove my car straight into the cemetery, passed out, woke up and thought I was buried in a Chevy!”

Jesus released a statement earlier today which said, “Skepticon observers are people who are seeking answers. I am an all-knowing, omniscient lord searching for answers regarding these kittens. Why don’t kittens listen to anyone? Especially me! I told them to watch the billboard. Not get juiced on catnip and rip it to shreds. What can I say?”

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