Sleep…

You get too much and you are groggy…you get too little and you are cranky.  Sleeping seems like such a waste of time…most of us sleep 1/3 of our day away.  Yet, we have this sort of love-hate relationship with sleep.  Likely, we feel pretty good when we lay down and just a few hours later, we feel like we just speed walked into a wall, look like the death warmed over and smell like a combination of cabbage and spit up.  We all have a different uniform for our daily slumber.  Be it tops and bottoms or just bottoms, socks or no socks, flannel or cotton, or my favorite, just plain skivvies, everyone has their own style.  Whatever your evening attire, however, you are just a few hours away from a rude awakening…literally.  When you arise after only a few hours of sleep, you can’t even imagine the terrible transformation that has taken place.  A good night’s sleep can reveal who you really are…one ugly mug.  Your hair is out of control, your face bears a strange resemblance to that guy from the movie Goonies (great movie by the way) and the gunk in your eyes…well, just plain disgusting.  All in all, it doesn’t even look like you but unfortunately; this is who you truly are…a monster.  Bummer I know.  So, why do we do it at all…sleep that is?  Well, if we didn’t have a “bed time,” then married men would go without, which according to my doctor, is not good on the prostate.  The recommendation is three times a week guys…in your dreams!  Also, I think it is fair to say that a lot of “the really bad things” happen at night…sleeping could keep you out of trouble.  Like or not, we all have to sleep and, we will all look and feel like nasty baskets when we wake up.  So, what would Mr. McMichaelson recommend you ask?  I got nothin’.  I actually looked like a cross between Ace Ventura and Barbra Streisand the other morning.  Pretty impressive really but not something I plan to talk about at the office.

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go.

Mr. Mike McMichaelson

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