Canadian Students Go “South of Border” For Spring Break, End Up In Ozarks

Springfield, MO- Much like US college students go Mexico to celebrate drunken debauchery for

Crazy Canadian invade the Ozarks for Spring Break

their Spring Break, Canadian students go “south of the border” for their fun. Although many party-going Canadians go to wild and crazy cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio; Lincoln, Nebraska; and Des Moines, Iowa – many find themselves in the hedonistic hub know as Springfield, Missouri.

“This is great, eh?” said Paul Bunton, “I love to cut loose and have a wild time. I just jay-walked twice then littered. Of course I picked up the wrapper 15 minutes later, but the rush was amazing. Many Ozarkians are not pleased with the tourist.

“I hate those salmon eating, snow traipsing, moose jockeys,” stated Ben Lawson. “They keep saying ‘aboot’ and talk about how rugby is a real sport and football is for fairy princesses on their periods. Oh, and they llooovvveee to bring up the War 1812.”

The popular Canadian music television channel “CMTV” even does a televised special highlighting the southern migration. Hundreds of Canadians gathering on the shore of Lake Springfield to take apart in the event. Not only are there Canadian musical guest such as “All French Canadian Rejects”, “Kelly Clanadison, and “Pitbull With Lipstick”. There will also be contest and games to bring out student’s wild side such as “Wet Flannel Contest” and “Bobbing for Otter Pelts”.

The Canadians should be leaving by the end of the week, unless they marry old women for green cards or are really good at hiding.

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