Nobody To Vote For…Bummer

I proclaim that none of the top candidates running for the GOP nomination are electable.  Mitt Romney, while currently leading the pack, seems to say all the wrong things at all the wrong times and his condescending demeanor at the debates makes me want to give this guy the kind of wedgie you don’t recover from for weeks.

Newt Gingrich…the bowl cut…really?  Santorum simply sounds too much like scrotum.  Dr. Paul is like Elmer Fudd…nice guy, but nobody really wants him at the party.   Jon Huntsman looks like he could cry at any moment and Rick Perry is just plain scary.  You know, there is a part of me that would like to see Perry just beat the living tar out of Romney.  Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Michelle Bachman is a whack job.  I don’t know if she has been drinking or smoking but I can promise you that glazed over look in her eye isn’t from reading the constitution. And then, there is the idea of bringing back Mr. Obama for another 4 years.  How did this guy get elected in the first place?  We must have been desperate….oh yeah, I forgot, we were.  This guy appears to have no sense of reality.  Shrink the military??  I think we should put President Obama in a  padded room with Dick Chaney for 24 hours with nothing but a shotgun, a jug of crisco oil and a life-size Ronald Reagan doll.

Maybe that crazy bastard can straighten him out.  Well, I guess one way or the other one of these jackwagons will get elected and we can end this freak show…or we could bring back…Sarah Palen…you no what, let’s not!!
“I say we don’t vote for any of these candidates.  I would write in the name Assclown Johnson.  I think that might motivate both parties to find new candidates and I think it would be funny to see the mainstream media talking about a guy named Assclown.”

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go…

Mr. Mike McMichaelson

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