Big Smith Splits; Announces Reunion Tour

Fans eagerly await Big Smith Reunion Tour

Springfield, MO – After nearly 15 years of touring, recording and performing the most original sound to come out of the Ozarks, local group Big Smith has announced that they are unplugging their 12” 3-speed oscillating band. Reunion tour details are forthcoming, however it will be known as “Bigger Smith”.

Professor of Musicology, Rand Jonserson pontificated, “Break ups are good for bands, look at the success enjoyed by members of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Nirvana, and the Beatles after they disbanded. There are immediate direct financial benefits to breaking up: Big Smith’s final tour will likely see an increase in attendance, and album sales of ‘Roots, Shoots & Wings’ will skyrocket…I call it the ‘McRib Theory’ in action.”

Fans of Big Smith shared differing views on the break-up of the band. “What’s the big deal? I mean its just good-natured, infectious music  performed by classically trained musicians who are more humble than high-strung, right? There should be another group to lead the future of traditional American music in another what…30 or 40 years,” said Mike McQuizzy as his eyes teared up with fear, unsure how he will communicate the news to his unborn children.

“None of them asked me if it was okay to call it quits,” said Joel Vanderhuff, who has never successfully done anything for 15 years straight, “It’s just selfish and unfair that they are doing this to me. What about my feelings? I was going to have them play my funeral in 60 years!”

Rumors are circulating that the split has been attributed to one of several factors such as, Jody married Yoko Ono after meeting her at an NYC art show; Jay is pursuing a solo washboard career; Bill was holding out for more bass solos; Molly wanted more potpourri in the green rooms; Rik desired more onstage pyrotechnics or Mark simply wore out his original pair of Big Smith overalls, the bands’ inspirational namesake.

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