Occupy McDonald’s Group Demands McRib

Protests continue for the McRib at MCD

Springfield, MO – McDonalds confirms to FCN that a group of five known as Occupy McDonalds has been loitering in the lobby of the Cherry Street location since November 1, when it was learned that the McRib was to be discontinued again.  Occupy McD’s Spokesperson Greg tells FCN, “For a long time we have remained silent as the McDonald’s managers we trusted to hear our cries for the McRib, and they delivered, only to selfishly take it away.  We’re the 1% of people who actually want this sandwich on the menu permanently.”  Occupy McDonald’s plans to be around until they’re guaranteed a McRib 52 weeks a year, while ordering McRibs at the rate of 1 every 2 days, while enjoying free soft drink refills.

Occupy McDonalds has also called for the ouster of Mayor McCheese, claiming that he’s a corrupt politician who sold out the McRib for the Filet-O-Fish.

Mayor McCheese said, “We’ve been upfront about it being here for a limited time, and don’t blame us because there’s not enough mystery meat to make McRibs 52 weeks a year.  We’ve been checking finer dumpsters around town and we just can’t make them all the time.  We can get [Filet-O] Fish all the time.”

Greg went on to comment, “We’ve asked the Hamburgler to become the McRiburgler, and we’re awaiting his reply.  Hopefully Grimace won’t come in and sit on us to get us to leave…we’re dedicated to getting the McRib on every menu at McD’s.”

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