“99.9 Percent” Movement Fights for Higher Anti-Bacterial Standards

99.9 percent germ free, just shy of the goal

Springfield, MO – On the heels of the Occupy Wall Street movement that refer to themselves as 99 percenters (those Americans who are less powerful than the top earning 1 percent) a new local movement has begun calling themselves the 99.9 percenters.  They aim to raise awareness of the remaining 0.1 percent of bacteria and germs that still evade anti-bacterial cleansing products. The group consists of a great diversity of people from health-care and sanitation workers, to moms and germophobes.  All of whom are angered by what they see as a microbial injustice.

“It’s 2011 and we’re still vulnerable to this 0.1 percent no matter what precautions we take. Better living through chemistry? What a joke! We won’t be satisfied until we break the 0.1 percent barrier,” said one anonymous protester.

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“The 0.1 percenters are holding the rest of us hostage! This is all a conspiracy operated by Big-Cleansing.  They use scare tactics because the greedy, fascist, corporate CEOs know that it is in their best interest to leave a small percentage of bacteria alive forcing us to keep pumping money into their pockets.  If their sprays, wipes, and hand gels were 100 percent effective we’d have more money to spend on other things, thus creating other jobs,” said the protester. “Also, did I mention that they’re racist?”

The local 99.9 percent movement hopes to spread across the country, hand in hand, with their 99 percent brothers.  Although, they admit, those hands will need extra hand gel after touching their non-showered counterparts.