Local Target Announces New Promotion: “MILFs all day everyday!”

Target hopes new MILF campaign brings in secondary customers

Springfield, MO – After analyzing a recent survey of their customer demographics, Target discovered what sets them apart from most other retail stores in the area.  Their key shoppers are young attractive females, mostly young mothers.  They then commissioned a follow-up study to determine what it is about Target that this group likes the most.  The four categories that stuck out to officials were music, in-store sales, lifestyle merchandise, and family.

Due to these findings, Target – Springfield, MO has introduced a new marketing campaign called “MILF”, in an attempt to attract a larger demographic to their store. They say that M.I.L.F.s (Music, In-store sales, Lifestyle, and Family) are going to be the key to keeping the general public interested and enthused to visit their location and the foundation to a prosperous future.

“We here at Target of Springfield, MO are proud to announce that we will be featuring MILFs all day everyday! By emphasizing the power of MILFs through an advertising campaign, we believe we can reach two other key segments of the population, namely, young and old men,” said a Target spokesperson.  “Anyone who currently frequents our Target location will attest that we’ve always had an abundance of MILFs here. We now feel that it is our duty to let the whole community know.”

It remains to be seen whether or not this strategy will work.  However, some men have shown a positive response.

“We’re already beginning to see an increase in the enthusiasm levels of husbands,” said the spokesperson.  “Some of them have even begun an on-line fan site where they rate the best MILFs each week.”

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