Tea Party Rally at Party Cove

Tea Party Cove takes shape

Anderson Hollow Cove, MO—To further the cause of the Tea Party, members decided to congregate at Lake of the Ozarks this summer to protest against government annoyances and oversights. Local Tea Party organizers always heard that Party Cove was a place where individual freedom is respected and Party Cove people are more open-minded that others when it comes to “living the American dream”.

Unfortunately for organizers, their research didn’t fully comprehend the intense level of floating debauchery at Party Cove. “When we pulled into the cove I expected citizens to be discussing reduction of national debt, not two naked men grinding on a blow up doll dressed like Michele Bachmann,” said Tea Party member Deloris Johansen, “but it was a bit humorous.”

It didn’t take long for “Tea Party Cove” to take shape. During the daylong rally, Tea Party members shared original interpretations of the United States Constitution between keg stands and bong hits with other boaters. The Federal Budget deficit was a popular topic among couples who danced to “Sweet Home Alabama” while flashing their breasts to passersby.

Other Tea Party members were amused to hear Party Cove revelers scream welcome phrases at their pontoon boat covered in American flag bunting. “They were yelling ‘show your Teas, show you Teas, show your Teas’ at us as we idled by them,” said Linda Personably, “I thought it was really endearing and welcoming.”

Tea Party members left the rally with a new meaning behind their moniker. Formerly known as “Taxed Enough Already” they now refer to themselves as “Trashed Enough Already”.

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