Osama Sushi Roll Unveiled in Ozarks
FairCityNews.com | May 03, 2011 | Comments 0
Springfield, MO—Local sushi hotspot Komodo Dragon has unveiled it’s latest creation: the roll they are calling the “NoMoOsama Roll”. Made up of roasted goat, a dash of crude oil and just a hint of spent ammunition, the NoMoOsama is a hit with local patrons who wish to celebrate the demise of Public Enemy Numero Uno and enjoy sushi at the same time.
“Myself, I wanna enjoy me some of Springfield’s finest dining and put a boot in Osamer’s ass, to quote Toby Keith,” murmured satisfied diner Carl Wythers Jr.
“I remember the tremendous feeling of brotherhood and cooperation after 9-11 and Osama bin Laden,” said one NoMoOsama roll muncher Rachel Text, “I never thought it was possible for our country to feel that bond but once again, albeit in death, Osama has brought this country together one more time.”
The NoMoOsama roll created quite the stir among diners. “Osama been Laden to rest!” screamed one diner. The Komodo Dragon ownership considered the special dish appropriate since Osama was laid to rest in a watery grave. “In death he was fish food, so we made a sushi roll to mark the occasion,” said Danny Whang, a co-owner of the sushi bar.
Wythers Jr speculated that if “Osama’s remains were still around it could be put on display at the Bodies exhibit that tours Branson sometimes.”
This is not the first time the Komodo Dragon has created a roll to commemorate a special occasion. Last Cinco de Mayo, the restaurant debuted the roll they called the “SinkoDeMayo”, which was comprised of five pounds of mayonnaise and caused a record number of heart attacks among it’s clientele.
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