Hologram Charlie Spoonhour to Coach Bears

Holo-Spoon projected on the court

Springfield, MO—Missouri State University Men’s Basketball team has a new leader on the court after the athletic department announced that they would be relying on a hologram of Charlie Spoonhour to coach the team.

“It makes a lot of sense for us to bring back Coach Spoonhour, albeit as a digital projection of his self,” said an athletic department spokesperson, “He was one of the best coaches MSU basketball has ever had and the fact that he’s not a real person is a real money saver for the University.We only have to pay a licensing fee for his likeness.”

Known as Holo-Spoon to the players, his likeness will be at every practice, game, recruiting trip and workout session. MSU professor George Geoginton said, “in this digital age, we should embrace technology and have a digital coach. Coach Spoonhour’s coaching style has been well documented over his 20-year career. We’ve simply compiled all of his motions, mannerisms and philosophies into a virtual reality version of himself. He is just as witty and effective as a hologram.”

The hiring of Holo-Spoon was met with great fanfare at the hologram’s press conference this afternoon. Holo-Spoon cracked a few one-liners, seemed at ease and genuinely happy to be back on the court coaching the Bears. Holo-Spoon was programmed to say in a scratchy flickering voice, “I’m ready to bring the Temple of Spoon to JQH arena!”

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