We Are Free but We Are Fat
FairCityNews.com | Jan 10, 2011 | Comments 0
We are the fattest nation in the world…free, happy and proud…but fat. We
actually have shows about it. These shows, in a way, glorify the “big people.”
These shows take a bunch of fatties that have obviously been “living large” and now
are crying about it…all the while, the skinny [bitchy] little trainers get off on
pushing Plumpy McPlumperton to the limit…now that is entertainment. Sure some of
it is heredity but somewhere along the way someone ate one too many Krispy Creme
Donuts. Hey, I am not in “tip top” condition, however, I do have some self control.
I try to eat cashew chicken only once a week and I usually split the pack of Little
Debbie snack cakes…if it has two cakes and I have a wing man. Let’s face it, with
every generation comes the one or two unnecessary pounds that puts our great nation
on the verge of considerable obesity. I suppose, however, what makes us great is
our ability to overlook such iniquities through self justification…somehow through
all the ugliness someone made fat into phat, which actually means good…not just
good, but great. Here is your motivational moment…skip the new years resolution
to lose weight, go to the big and tall shop and be done with it…big is in. Oh
yeah, California is out…they are banning Happy Meals…traitors.
Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go.
Mr. Mike McMichaelson
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