Pizza Hut Offers New Robbers’ Delight Pizza

Robber's Delight pizza now available!

Springfield, MO – Following the robbery of a local Pizza Hut this weekend, the company is now offering a new dish.  Along with their “Meat Lovers” and “Pepperoni Lovers” specialty pizzas, you can now purchase your own “Robbers’ Delight.”  This brand new pie comes loaded with your favorite toppings and a deep pan crust.  The real draw to this new pizza, however, is it is completely free.  Local Pizza Huts have been flooded with calls asking for the new specialty pizza.  “This is a wonderful place to have lunch if you are out Christmas shopping!  Without paying for food, I can afford my own Wii Fit now!” said 74-year-old Ethel Simpson.

Naturally, the company has taken certain security measures to prevent further actual robberies from happening.  When speaking with local Pizza Hut manager Phil Mozzerella said: “We discourage those who follow a life of crime.  We will not give you our money, but come on in for a free Robbers’ Delight – they’re a steal!”

Pizza Hut staffs all over Springfield have been working overtime to keep up with the production of their new dish and customers seem to be appreciating the efforts.  When asked how he liked his Robbers Delight pizza, customer Tony Corleone commented: “I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a-you don’t stop eating this pie, capice?”

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